“Three Ways to Live Like a Bonobo” + One Way to Write Like a Baboon

In the meantime, please enjoy “Three Ways to Live Like a Bonobo” on YouTube and on Facebook, directed and co-written by the talented and congenial Katrina Lencek-Inagaki who had nothing whatsoever to do with Miss Snark’s sad, sophomoric excuse for an article. The video is produced by Mel Magazine editor Zak Stone, who did have something to do with the article but, well, nobody’s perfect, and he did a good thing in producing and helping to script the video. Most exciting, it stars our favorite pansensual power couple, Daniele Watts and Chef Be*LIVE, who do a fantastic job acting and just “BEing” their bonoboësque selves. It also features sexy Bella Carrera, Ikkor the Wolf, Jacquie Blu, Abe Bonobo, Zane Bono, and Del Rey’s bed. My silky, swingy hair is done by Mark Brown, my cool Bonobo Way tank top is by Christopher Lee Designs and, in his star turn as the consummate foot rubber, we have the Captain of My Heart, my prime-mate for over 24 years and counting, Capt’n Max. Banana by Ralph’s.